The Gifzette
The Tumblr supplemental to The Gifzette
New York, Wednesday, January 4, 2012 (view larger)
Romney Beats Santorum by Just 0.000002667% of US Population (And That’s Literally All the News that’s Fit to Gif Because Literally Nothing Important Happened in the World at All Yesterday Save For the 120,000 White People in Iowa Who Decided Which of the White Candidates was Their Favorite)
New York, Tuesday, January 3, 2012 (view larger)
IOWOMP WOMP WOMP. Our Vacation’s Over! (Just in Time for White People in a Small Midwestern State to do Something Newsworthy Today.)
New York, Thursday, December 22, 2011 (view larger)
Steny Hoyer Roughed Up John Boehner So Good Yesterday that John Boehner Pulled the Plug on C-SPAN so Nobody Would Have to See it.
New York, Tuesday, December 20, 2011 (view larger)
John Boehner, Sworn Enemy of Punting and the Kicking of Cans, Punts, Kicks Can; Sarah Palin Still Probably Not Running for President; Serious Journalists Begin to Wonder if Ron Paul is Maybe a Racist.
New York, Monday, December 19, 2011 (view larger)
MAN DEAD! N. Korea Now to be Ruled by Young Man With a Name Strikingly Similar to its Last Two Leaders.
New York, Friday, December 16, 2011 (view larger)
Michele Bachmann Calls Life Beginning at Conception a “Seminal Issue” (LOL!), Allen West Still a Dick, and, lastly, a Special Comment.
New York, Thursday, December 15, 2011 (view larger)
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Major Combat Operations in Iraq Have Ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.
New York, Wednesday, December 14, 2011 (view larger)
Melting Ice Caps Will Kill Us All, Wealthy Man Building Giant Space Plane Just in Time.